1 00:01:33,136 --> 00:01:36,753 The hospital is very understaffed I think they'd appreciate me coming in. 2 00:01:36,832 --> 00:01:41,120 Even though I don't work there anymore, it's less for them to do. 3 00:01:51,738 --> 00:01:53,230 He's not at home. 4 00:01:53,800 --> 00:01:55,935 What with your daughter? 5 00:01:58,794 --> 00:02:00,502 Kaisa won't do it. 6 00:02:02,128 --> 00:02:03,543 I'll find someone. 7 00:02:04,472 --> 00:02:06,175 Helen. 8 00:02:10,400 --> 00:02:11,671 Yes. 9 00:02:11,795 --> 00:02:13,421 Time to go. 10 00:02:16,125 --> 00:02:18,602 Did you lock the garage as well? 11 00:02:45,134 --> 00:02:49,002 And of course, this year's 'hard-arse award' goes to Emily. 12 00:02:49,308 --> 00:02:50,689 Here you go! 13 00:02:51,251 --> 00:02:53,431 Now... Kaisa... 14 00:02:53,876 --> 00:02:56,415 Now Kaisa, we've always been impressed with you... 15 00:02:56,579 --> 00:02:59,103 Your smarts, your diligence... 16 00:02:59,280 --> 00:03:02,556 I thought what better chance than this to congratulate you on the promotion. 17 00:03:02,581 --> 00:03:05,852 Ladies and gentlemen, Kaisa's promotion... Congratulations! 18 00:03:06,048 --> 00:03:08,876 You're really part of the family now. 19 00:03:47,818 --> 00:03:49,076 Hello? 20 00:03:51,464 --> 00:03:52,716 Mum? 21 00:03:56,321 --> 00:03:58,032 Hey, hear Edwin... - Eric! 22 00:03:58,057 --> 00:03:59,454 Get up! 23 00:04:00,321 --> 00:04:01,852 Mum... 24 00:04:03,800 --> 00:04:05,193 How are you? 25 00:04:06,265 --> 00:04:07,857 Oh, I'm fine. 26 00:04:09,027 --> 00:04:11,415 I'm sorry I didn't called you. 27 00:04:12,142 --> 00:04:14,170 I've been really busy.. 28 00:04:15,172 --> 00:04:17,828 Mum, I'm a bit busy... Can we talk later? 29 00:04:17,853 --> 00:04:20,238 Can we talk now? - Okay, I'm listening. 30 00:04:21,223 --> 00:04:23,271 What? - I've talked to him. 31 00:04:23,417 --> 00:04:24,957 Hang on a sec. 32 00:04:30,554 --> 00:04:31,797 What? 33 00:04:33,026 --> 00:04:34,469 Bring him to Aberdeen? 34 00:04:34,581 --> 00:04:35,844 No way. 35 00:04:36,546 --> 00:04:38,259 What new treatment? 36 00:04:39,018 --> 00:04:40,356 Anaesthetic Mum, what's new about that? 37 00:04:40,381 --> 00:04:42,339 He's been anaesthetised for years. 38 00:04:42,364 --> 00:04:43,435 Kaisa. 39 00:04:43,460 --> 00:04:45,170 Hey you, Edwin... - Eric. 40 00:04:45,195 --> 00:04:47,150 Whoever... Party's over. 41 00:04:47,290 --> 00:04:49,929 Mum, you seem to've forgotten one thing... 42 00:04:50,032 --> 00:04:51,605 You divorced him 15 years ago. 43 00:04:51,630 --> 00:04:53,962 We never married. - Even if you were never married... 44 00:04:53,987 --> 00:04:56,861 He's a useless pile of shite. - He's your father. 45 00:04:57,044 --> 00:04:58,444 He won't go. 46 00:04:58,600 --> 00:05:00,319 I talked to him. 47 00:05:01,321 --> 00:05:03,024 One last try? 48 00:05:03,305 --> 00:05:05,001 Mama, please don't. 49 00:05:05,130 --> 00:05:06,413 Shit! 50 00:05:09,160 --> 00:05:11,770 Great, I'll do it, I'll try and find him. 51 00:05:12,001 --> 00:05:14,859 And when he's in Aberdeen, he's all yours I'm not taking him back. 52 00:05:14,884 --> 00:05:16,092 Fine. 53 00:05:16,755 --> 00:05:18,374 Thank you, Kaisa. 54 00:05:18,712 --> 00:05:20,109 Yes, yes. 55 00:05:21,058 --> 00:05:22,311 'Bye, sweetheart. 56 00:05:22,336 --> 00:05:23,579 Bye. 57 00:05:34,746 --> 00:05:36,808 What's with you, Sara? 58 00:05:37,889 --> 00:05:40,149 Why don't you just tell her? 59 00:05:58,482 --> 00:06:01,247 That's a very Norwegian name. - Well, I'm British. 60 00:06:01,415 --> 00:06:03,755 The Norwegian part's an accident. 61 00:06:03,970 --> 00:06:06,008 It's called 'my father'. 62 00:06:07,418 --> 00:06:08,777 Thank you. 63 00:06:10,402 --> 00:06:13,421 Something came up. - In Norway? 64 00:06:13,554 --> 00:06:16,543 I know, I know. I tried to call, but... 65 00:06:16,973 --> 00:06:18,839 It's family. 66 00:06:19,673 --> 00:06:22,322 I'm sorry. - Why didn't you say so? 67 00:06:23,206 --> 00:06:24,499 Could I help at all? 68 00:06:24,524 --> 00:06:26,838 No, no, it's fine... 69 00:06:27,084 --> 00:06:30,105 it's fine, just family... I am sorry. 70 00:06:30,344 --> 00:06:33,417 Well, don't worry. I'll see you tomorrow, okay? 71 00:06:33,634 --> 00:06:34,833 Relax. 72 00:06:34,962 --> 00:06:37,364 Yeah, it won't happen again. I'm really sorry. 73 00:06:37,481 --> 00:06:40,176 You already said that. Relax! 74 00:06:40,548 --> 00:06:44,361 Take the rest of the day off. - Okay, I'll see you tomorrow. 75 00:06:44,530 --> 00:06:46,568 I said I didn't want anything Japanese. 76 00:06:46,593 --> 00:06:49,189 Yeah, you can have this, this Mazda... 77 00:06:49,214 --> 00:06:50,648 It's Japanese. 78 00:06:52,684 --> 00:06:56,428 Yeah, but it's got free miles and extra things with it. 79 00:06:56,453 --> 00:06:58,426 Listen, I don't want free miles... 80 00:06:58,451 --> 00:06:59,912 extra collision, or anything else... 81 00:06:59,937 --> 00:07:01,901 I just want a flashy car. 82 00:07:02,063 --> 00:07:05,336 Okay, 'flashy. - And I just want it for a few hours. 83 00:08:11,717 --> 00:08:15,462 Nice picture. - Look again, it's a driver's license. 84 00:08:29,072 --> 00:08:30,858 You look terrible. 85 00:08:32,732 --> 00:08:34,360 Too thin. 86 00:08:36,809 --> 00:08:38,258 I bought a car. 87 00:08:39,235 --> 00:08:40,854 It's outside. 88 00:08:47,765 --> 00:08:49,686 So, what do you think? 89 00:09:12,425 --> 00:09:14,026 Ugly colour. 90 00:09:23,351 --> 00:09:25,000 I want to leave straight away. 91 00:09:25,025 --> 00:09:27,570 What? - For Aberdeen. You're ready? 92 00:09:27,688 --> 00:09:29,123 What are you talking about? 93 00:09:29,256 --> 00:09:30,514 Re-hab. 94 00:09:30,930 --> 00:09:34,390 Mum said you wanted to go. She said you wanted a new treatment. 95 00:09:34,415 --> 00:09:38,205 You had a renewed belief in life... which I can see. 96 00:09:38,798 --> 00:09:41,238 I haven't, I haven't spoken to her. 97 00:09:41,478 --> 00:09:43,684 I haven't talked to her in years.. 98 00:09:44,095 --> 00:09:46,539 She could drop dead, for all I care. 99 00:09:46,876 --> 00:09:48,946 So you haven't talked about this then? 100 00:09:48,971 --> 00:09:50,244 Nope. 101 00:09:50,456 --> 00:09:52,072 Well, she actually called. 102 00:09:52,097 --> 00:09:55,791 She called a couple of weeks ago for the first time in years. 103 00:09:55,953 --> 00:09:57,909 Asked me to marry her. 104 00:10:00,960 --> 00:10:02,973 Excuse me, she proposed? 105 00:10:03,080 --> 00:10:04,332 Yep. 106 00:10:05,236 --> 00:10:07,929 Why didn't you fucking tell me you wanted to drag him to the alter? 107 00:10:07,955 --> 00:10:10,369 Should have done it then when he was worth loving. 108 00:10:10,530 --> 00:10:12,341 One shouldn't leave things untried. 109 00:10:12,366 --> 00:10:13,775 Just try to get him, okay? 110 00:10:13,800 --> 00:10:16,834 One last time? You lied! 111 00:10:21,524 --> 00:10:23,821 Where are you anyway. I tried your phone. 112 00:10:23,884 --> 00:10:25,274 The hospital. 113 00:10:25,961 --> 00:10:29,405 Forget it, there's no fucking way he'll do that treatment. 114 00:10:29,593 --> 00:10:31,678 No, I'm in the hospital. 115 00:10:32,781 --> 00:10:35,047 I've got cancer, Kaisa. 116 00:10:37,411 --> 00:10:38,953 It's pretty bad. 117 00:10:39,553 --> 00:10:41,469 How do you mean, bad? 118 00:10:43,791 --> 00:10:45,617 Just hurry, okay? 119 00:11:02,781 --> 00:11:04,599 I hope they'll come. 120 00:11:05,438 --> 00:11:07,680 They will. They'll come. 121 00:11:08,931 --> 00:11:10,354 You'll see. 122 00:11:31,800 --> 00:11:35,777 Here lives Tomas and Kaisa. 123 00:12:08,759 --> 00:12:10,702 Mum's in the hospital. 124 00:12:12,642 --> 00:12:14,179 You're ready? 125 00:12:54,016 --> 00:12:55,930 I've forgotten my wallet. 126 00:12:56,431 --> 00:12:58,352 Just hitch-hike back. 127 00:13:06,328 --> 00:13:08,070 Give me the bag. 128 00:13:10,766 --> 00:13:12,633 Give me the bag! 129 00:13:20,338 --> 00:13:23,955 You should be ashamed of yourself. You're behaving like a child. 130 00:13:29,990 --> 00:13:33,732 Here's the deal. You get one beer an hour if you're manageable and cooperative... 131 00:13:33,757 --> 00:13:35,353 and make sure I'm in a good mood. 132 00:13:35,399 --> 00:13:37,334 That's me, not you. 133 00:13:37,775 --> 00:13:41,376 And then, only then, you'll maybe get a slug of whisky. 134 00:13:43,251 --> 00:13:44,688 Bitch! 135 00:13:46,805 --> 00:13:49,107 What about the car? - It's a rental. 136 00:13:49,132 --> 00:13:50,914 Aren't you supposed to return those? 137 00:13:50,939 --> 00:13:54,115 And leave you on your own? No fucking way! 138 00:13:57,333 --> 00:13:59,017 Don't do that! 139 00:13:59,962 --> 00:14:01,540 Tuck your shirt in. 140 00:14:20,177 --> 00:14:21,654 You okay? 141 00:14:22,662 --> 00:14:23,912 Enjoy your flight. 142 00:14:23,920 --> 00:14:25,310 Sure? - I'm fine! 143 00:14:25,720 --> 00:14:28,537 Excuse me miss, may I see your boarding passes, please? 144 00:14:28,584 --> 00:14:30,498 That's right, thank you. 145 00:14:34,295 --> 00:14:35,131 Right. 146 00:14:35,156 --> 00:14:38,123 I'm afraid we can't allow you on the flight. 147 00:14:39,045 --> 00:14:41,039 It wasn't his fault, that man pushed him. 148 00:14:41,064 --> 00:14:42,678 Your companion... 149 00:14:42,912 --> 00:14:44,293 is obviously drunk. 150 00:14:44,318 --> 00:14:45,365 He was pushed. 151 00:14:45,390 --> 00:14:47,881 For safety reasons, I can't allow him onto the plane. 152 00:14:48,037 --> 00:14:50,772 Why, because he didn't get drunk on your plane? Give me a break! 153 00:14:50,797 --> 00:14:53,051 There's no need to be impolite with me, miss. 154 00:14:53,076 --> 00:14:54,555 Perhaps you'd prefer if I called security... 155 00:14:54,580 --> 00:14:56,497 and have them escort you out of the terminal. 156 00:14:56,522 --> 00:14:58,920 Look, my mother's sick... 157 00:14:59,500 --> 00:15:02,092 and we have to get to Aberdeen before she dies. 158 00:15:02,204 --> 00:15:03,693 Enjoy your flight. 159 00:15:05,593 --> 00:15:07,786 Fine... call security! 160 00:15:08,523 --> 00:15:10,218 You fucking bitch, do that! 161 00:15:10,586 --> 00:15:12,163 Is that supposed to be a threat? 162 00:15:12,188 --> 00:15:15,641 No, it's an index finger, dimwit, but that, that's a fist! 163 00:15:15,805 --> 00:15:16,821 But not for hitting. 164 00:15:16,846 --> 00:15:20,172 For fist-fucking tight-arse bitches like your good self. 165 00:15:20,433 --> 00:15:21,672 We're leaving. 166 00:15:21,788 --> 00:15:23,864 You are banned from all flights with this airline, miss. 167 00:15:23,889 --> 00:15:26,015 Don't even bother coming back. 168 00:15:41,485 --> 00:15:44,109 Hello. - It's Kaisa Hella, can I speak to my mum? 169 00:15:44,212 --> 00:15:46,398 Oh, Kaisa, she's sleeping just now. 170 00:15:46,602 --> 00:15:47,969 Who are you? 171 00:15:48,102 --> 00:15:49,773 I'm her nurse, Sara. 172 00:15:50,276 --> 00:15:51,690 How's she doing? 173 00:15:52,174 --> 00:15:53,744 Well, she's not well. 174 00:15:55,282 --> 00:15:58,146 Neither we. This is a fucking nightmare. 175 00:16:00,749 --> 00:16:03,724 I'm gonna take time off work next week and do it then. 176 00:16:04,136 --> 00:16:07,382 Kaisa, don't postpone. Could you try and come now? 177 00:16:08,523 --> 00:16:10,306 Can you wake her? 178 00:16:12,321 --> 00:16:14,356 Okay, I'll try, hold on. 179 00:16:23,758 --> 00:16:25,008 Helen... 180 00:16:26,265 --> 00:16:27,508 Helen... 181 00:16:29,180 --> 00:16:31,468 It's your daughter on the phone. 182 00:16:31,607 --> 00:16:32,958 Here. 183 00:16:37,459 --> 00:16:38,750 Kaisa? 184 00:16:40,274 --> 00:16:42,491 Is that you? - Yeah, it's me. 185 00:16:42,714 --> 00:16:43,948 Where are you? 186 00:16:46,131 --> 00:16:48,655 I'm still in Norway. - Are you alone? 187 00:16:49,233 --> 00:16:50,401 No. 188 00:16:51,056 --> 00:16:52,447 He's with me. 189 00:16:54,225 --> 00:16:56,560 It's nice that you're together. 190 00:16:58,764 --> 00:17:00,361 Are you coming? 191 00:17:00,643 --> 00:17:02,715 Yeah Mum, we're on our way... 192 00:17:02,849 --> 00:17:04,691 I'll be there soon. 193 00:17:08,162 --> 00:17:09,328 Bye. 194 00:17:10,961 --> 00:17:12,156 Bye. 195 00:17:12,765 --> 00:17:13,976 Bye. 196 00:17:43,908 --> 00:17:46,252 You might think you've escaped, and I'm taking you home... 197 00:17:46,277 --> 00:17:47,729 but I'm not. 198 00:17:53,547 --> 00:17:57,092 We're going to Bergen and we'll take the boat from there. 199 00:20:03,785 --> 00:20:05,796 It's reindeer, Kaisa. 200 00:20:06,448 --> 00:20:08,987 What did you think it was, wolves? 201 00:20:09,337 --> 00:20:11,198 Wolves with antlers? 202 00:20:11,518 --> 00:20:13,605 They're wild animals, okay? 203 00:20:16,228 --> 00:20:18,276 What's the matter? There's nothing to be upset about. 204 00:20:18,301 --> 00:20:20,771 You and your fucking nature-shite. 205 00:20:21,576 --> 00:20:25,762 It's too much fucking nature in this country, it's giving me the creeps. 206 00:20:39,386 --> 00:20:42,183 I don't understand what's become of you. 207 00:20:43,057 --> 00:20:46,636 You might not remember, but you used to be very sweet. 208 00:20:47,348 --> 00:20:48,590 Oh, you were! 209 00:20:48,672 --> 00:20:50,072 I'm serious. 210 00:20:50,509 --> 00:20:52,053 You were almost... 211 00:20:53,129 --> 00:20:54,570 shy. 212 00:21:00,680 --> 00:21:03,425 Kaisa! No man wants a woman who behaves like a man. 213 00:21:03,450 --> 00:21:05,066 And your behaviour is... 214 00:21:05,229 --> 00:21:07,876 You behave like the most predatory man. It's unnatural. 215 00:21:07,901 --> 00:21:09,985 Oh, shut the fuck up! 216 00:21:16,344 --> 00:21:18,436 Stop the car. Please? 217 00:21:18,461 --> 00:21:20,361 Just let me find somewhere. 218 00:21:21,434 --> 00:21:22,890 Pull over, Kaisa! 219 00:21:22,915 --> 00:21:24,758 Here? No, sorry, over here. 220 00:21:24,783 --> 00:21:26,493 Or you want it over there? 221 00:21:26,654 --> 00:21:28,387 What do you think? 222 00:21:29,164 --> 00:21:30,876 Oh, shit! 223 00:21:38,469 --> 00:21:41,526 Know what this fucking suit cost?! 224 00:21:43,054 --> 00:21:45,056 400 fucking pounds. 225 00:21:46,316 --> 00:21:48,610 Not even paid for! 226 00:22:12,907 --> 00:22:14,684 What are you waiting for? 227 00:22:15,463 --> 00:22:17,224 Get it over with. 228 00:22:19,554 --> 00:22:21,355 Kaisa! Get in! 229 00:22:22,451 --> 00:22:24,270 I can't swim! 230 00:22:26,016 --> 00:22:28,228 I don't know how to swim. 231 00:23:14,556 --> 00:23:16,080 What's this? 232 00:23:20,201 --> 00:23:23,728 What's what? - Why are you sleeping on the floor? 233 00:23:39,301 --> 00:23:42,176 Go and take a shower, you smell like shite. 234 00:24:12,280 --> 00:24:13,604 Here's your whisky.. 235 00:24:34,409 --> 00:24:36,168 When are we getting to Aberdeen? 236 00:24:36,309 --> 00:24:37,582 Harwich. 237 00:24:37,954 --> 00:24:39,209 What? 238 00:24:39,650 --> 00:24:41,741 We're not going to Aberdeen. 239 00:24:42,491 --> 00:24:43,921 Why not? 240 00:24:44,410 --> 00:24:46,646 There were no boats to Aberdeen. 241 00:24:47,129 --> 00:24:49,223 Some tour-guide you'd make! 242 00:24:51,050 --> 00:24:53,457 Is that okay? Do you mind? 243 00:24:55,343 --> 00:24:57,342 Sit down, it's okay. 244 00:25:06,416 --> 00:25:08,790 Could you pass me the butter, please? 245 00:25:12,194 --> 00:25:14,137 This is kids' stuff. 246 00:25:19,436 --> 00:25:22,890 I noticed your husband is very fond of shrimp salad. 247 00:25:23,893 --> 00:25:29,505 Could you consider to trade a slice of salami for some of 'our' shrimp salad? 248 00:25:36,252 --> 00:25:38,215 Thank you very much 249 00:25:57,064 --> 00:26:00,298 Well, maybe that will be enough? 250 00:26:03,499 --> 00:26:06,048 Blood! We got a nose-bleed! 251 00:26:06,073 --> 00:26:09,282 Keep your disgusting fingers to yourself! 252 00:26:20,760 --> 00:26:25,480 Keep your disgusting fingers to yourself! 253 00:26:31,587 --> 00:26:34,419 Let's get out of here. - Relax! 254 00:26:36,147 --> 00:26:37,688 This is nice. 255 00:26:38,401 --> 00:26:41,300 I spent too much time in bunks like this. 256 00:26:50,275 --> 00:26:52,082 What are you looking at? 257 00:26:55,559 --> 00:26:56,969 Is that a rig? 258 00:26:57,882 --> 00:26:59,241 Is it yours? 259 00:27:00,099 --> 00:27:01,973 Something like that. 260 00:27:08,805 --> 00:27:11,217 So you're home away from home? 261 00:27:11,882 --> 00:27:14,198 What else did you have there aside from wanking and drinking? 262 00:27:14,223 --> 00:27:15,766 Do you read comics? 263 00:27:16,370 --> 00:27:18,165 Comics? That was you. 264 00:27:20,442 --> 00:27:23,056 What I read, you never bothered to read. 265 00:27:30,090 --> 00:27:34,866 I lost my virginity when you were out there reading all that great literature of yours. 266 00:27:41,723 --> 00:27:44,072 Well, I have bad conscience about a lot of things... 267 00:27:44,105 --> 00:27:46,174 but that's not one of them. 268 00:27:46,354 --> 00:27:48,250 Girls are supposed to lose their virginity. 269 00:27:48,275 --> 00:27:51,178 It's happened to a lot of nice people. 270 00:27:55,155 --> 00:27:56,999 I was just a kid. 271 00:28:03,194 --> 00:28:05,834 It's not what being a kid's about. 272 00:28:06,139 --> 00:28:08,276 So what did I do wrong? 273 00:28:09,177 --> 00:28:10,890 You got all night? 274 00:28:11,131 --> 00:28:14,233 I was out there for 2 weeks, I was home for 2 weeks. 275 00:28:14,259 --> 00:28:16,262 What should I have done? 276 00:28:18,726 --> 00:28:21,281 What the fuck should I have done?! 277 00:28:28,999 --> 00:28:30,757 Just normal things. 278 00:28:32,251 --> 00:28:33,841 Like what?! 279 00:28:36,157 --> 00:28:38,383 Normal things, like what?! 280 00:28:40,968 --> 00:28:43,015 Like normal people do. 281 00:29:08,081 --> 00:29:09,427 Fuck! 282 00:29:13,166 --> 00:29:18,087 Good morning ladies and gentlemen. We will arrive in Harwich in ten minutes. 283 00:29:18,360 --> 00:29:23,012 Drivers and car passengers are kindly requested to proceed to the car deck. 284 00:29:23,037 --> 00:29:26,517 Please check that no personal belongings are left behind. 285 00:29:26,542 --> 00:29:30,603 We thank you for travelling with us and wish you a pleasant stay. 286 00:30:10,915 --> 00:30:15,273 I have to pick up some files from the office. You just wait here. 287 00:30:15,638 --> 00:30:18,371 I need to speak to the assistant manager. 288 00:30:24,712 --> 00:30:25,813 Yes. 289 00:30:25,893 --> 00:30:28,477 That's exactly what makes him a loser. 290 00:30:28,510 --> 00:30:31,240 Oh come on, he's got the balls of a poodle. 291 00:30:33,836 --> 00:30:35,575 My point, goodbye. 292 00:30:40,435 --> 00:30:42,039 Welcome back. 293 00:30:42,503 --> 00:30:43,682 I'm not. 294 00:30:43,707 --> 00:30:46,449 I have to go to Aberdeen. I just wanted to pick up these. 295 00:30:46,615 --> 00:30:48,539 And, and to tell you. 296 00:30:49,268 --> 00:30:52,359 And 'uncle' is afraid of flying, right? 297 00:30:53,085 --> 00:30:55,405 But I'll be ready for Monday. 298 00:31:19,740 --> 00:31:21,005 Got a light? 299 00:31:22,167 --> 00:31:23,710 A light?! 300 00:31:51,581 --> 00:31:54,683 She may be a charm-school drop-out, but she is the best. 301 00:31:54,793 --> 00:31:56,854 Pay attention. You may learn something. 302 00:31:56,879 --> 00:31:58,525 You got a light?! 303 00:32:13,724 --> 00:32:15,746 Are you her boss? 304 00:32:17,663 --> 00:32:19,164 I'm Tomas. 305 00:32:19,189 --> 00:32:21,953 Hello. - I'm her father, Tomas Hella. 306 00:32:24,316 --> 00:32:26,212 Nice to meet you. 307 00:32:26,352 --> 00:32:29,098 Very nice. She's a hell of a girl. You got a light? 308 00:32:30,939 --> 00:32:32,833 She was, you know... 309 00:32:33,181 --> 00:32:34,704 When she was four... 310 00:32:34,874 --> 00:32:38,009 I gave her this slingshot, or catapult. 311 00:32:38,226 --> 00:32:40,754 And this neighbour guy, Willy, stole it from her. 312 00:32:40,787 --> 00:32:42,146 What does she do? - We have to leave. 313 00:32:42,171 --> 00:32:43,688 Yeah, I'm sorry, we have to leave. 314 00:32:43,713 --> 00:32:45,641 Yeah, I really have to go, I'm sorry. - We have to go. 315 00:32:45,666 --> 00:32:49,467 Nice meeting you, and good luck with whatever you're selling. 316 00:33:13,939 --> 00:33:15,158 Fuck it! 317 00:33:15,183 --> 00:33:18,554 If there's one nail on the road, she'll find it. 318 00:33:26,005 --> 00:33:27,426 Shit! 319 00:33:29,269 --> 00:33:31,112 Oh, she's got beer, alright... 320 00:33:31,137 --> 00:33:35,276 so she can boss her old man to Aberdeen like a fucking express package. 321 00:33:35,500 --> 00:33:38,406 But does she have a spare? No. 322 00:33:48,493 --> 00:33:50,931 Hi, love... problem? 323 00:33:51,747 --> 00:33:54,220 Yeah, a puncture and no spare. 324 00:34:00,666 --> 00:34:03,600 I can give you a lift to Mansfield, and someone there can tow the car. 325 00:34:03,699 --> 00:34:04,959 Great. 326 00:34:05,651 --> 00:34:09,349 It's alright. You go ahead. I'll stay and watch the car. 327 00:34:11,765 --> 00:34:14,909 Yeah, we'll meet at the club. Yeah, the TBD. 328 00:34:15,196 --> 00:34:17,626 I can't talk, I got some good looking wool in the cab. 329 00:34:17,651 --> 00:34:19,603 Alright mate, see you. 330 00:34:25,136 --> 00:34:27,965 Would it bother you if I had a beer in here? 331 00:34:28,640 --> 00:34:31,038 If you want a beer mate, carry on! 332 00:34:31,346 --> 00:34:33,431 Could you hand me one of my beers please, Kaisa? 333 00:34:33,456 --> 00:34:34,694 No. 334 00:34:39,206 --> 00:34:41,302 Her mother's in the hospital. 335 00:34:41,778 --> 00:34:43,064 It's bad. 336 00:34:43,089 --> 00:34:45,425 That's why we're going to Aberdeen. 337 00:34:46,132 --> 00:34:48,975 We'll lucky we get there before she keels over. 338 00:34:49,000 --> 00:34:53,935 But at the rate we're going to probably be rotten by the time we get there. 339 00:35:00,115 --> 00:35:01,717 I'm Clive. 340 00:35:03,522 --> 00:35:05,155 Okay, Clive. 341 00:35:08,175 --> 00:35:09,933 So what's your name? 342 00:35:11,475 --> 00:35:14,106 Kaisa. - Kaisa? 343 00:35:16,411 --> 00:35:18,554 It's a nice, nice name. 344 00:35:20,038 --> 00:35:21,507 What's it mean? 345 00:35:23,693 --> 00:35:26,650 Ask him. It was his fucking great idea. 346 00:35:27,657 --> 00:35:29,485 Food here's great. 347 00:35:31,085 --> 00:35:33,224 Well, I had breakfast this morning, so. 348 00:35:46,956 --> 00:35:50,047 Better find out where he went. - Whatever. 349 00:35:57,918 --> 00:36:01,392 It's nice to see the way you look after your old man. 350 00:36:03,096 --> 00:36:04,800 You two are a... 351 00:36:05,369 --> 00:36:06,954 a strange pair. 352 00:36:07,300 --> 00:36:11,691 Strange, you know, but nice, in a good way, you know, you know what I mean. 353 00:36:27,176 --> 00:36:30,027 He's probably eager to get back on the road. 354 00:36:43,003 --> 00:36:44,757 Was it something I said? 355 00:36:44,909 --> 00:36:47,046 No, will you pass the salt? 356 00:38:29,092 --> 00:38:30,873 Are you with someone? 357 00:38:31,802 --> 00:38:34,155 What? - Do you have a girlfriend? 358 00:38:35,305 --> 00:38:36,563 No. 359 00:38:36,940 --> 00:38:38,706 I used to have, but... 360 00:38:39,001 --> 00:38:40,964 But she left about half a year back. 361 00:38:41,298 --> 00:38:43,227 Good job she did. I was gonna dump her. 362 00:38:43,252 --> 00:38:46,594 You would say that, wouldn't ya. It sucks to be the one left behind. 363 00:38:46,619 --> 00:38:49,399 Always remember to be the one to leave. 364 00:38:50,462 --> 00:38:51,282 And? 365 00:38:51,307 --> 00:38:54,307 And never contact her again, once you've left. 366 00:38:56,169 --> 00:38:58,227 Are there any more of these rules? 'Cause you know... 367 00:38:58,252 --> 00:38:59,856 While I got the opportunity, just between experts... 368 00:38:59,881 --> 00:39:02,497 I should get as much advices as possible, I suppose. 369 00:39:02,649 --> 00:39:06,052 Never have an orgasm with someone you don't respect. 370 00:39:06,583 --> 00:39:08,325 I never do, anyway. 371 00:39:09,080 --> 00:39:12,515 What? - Have an orgasm with someone I respect. 372 00:39:18,369 --> 00:39:21,135 So is there a point to all these rules? 373 00:39:21,454 --> 00:39:23,009 - I mean... - No. 374 00:39:24,057 --> 00:39:27,039 No? Come on, there is, you know there is. 375 00:39:29,820 --> 00:39:31,898 I bet it's love, isn't it? 376 00:39:46,098 --> 00:39:48,312 What are you gawkin at? 377 00:39:49,479 --> 00:39:51,880 Okay Kaisa. Car's ready. 378 00:39:53,460 --> 00:39:56,201 You think you can drive for a while? 379 00:39:59,355 --> 00:40:01,325 Thanks for everything. 380 00:40:03,497 --> 00:40:04,977 It's a pleasure. 381 00:40:05,532 --> 00:40:07,735 Thanks, Clive. - See you. 382 00:40:23,616 --> 00:40:25,741 That was a very nice guy. 383 00:40:29,397 --> 00:40:31,502 Is that the kind of guy you like? 384 00:40:31,665 --> 00:40:35,043 How would I know? I only saw the top of his head. 385 00:40:44,932 --> 00:40:48,383 No, it's Chet Baker. You used to love Chet Baker. 386 00:40:48,408 --> 00:40:50,497 Don't you like him anymore? 387 00:40:50,881 --> 00:40:53,781 You know why. When I got older, I found out he was a junky. 388 00:40:53,806 --> 00:40:57,361 I think that's why you liked him: An addict comrade. 389 00:41:03,302 --> 00:41:04,849 Well it sounds like you'd be happier... 390 00:41:04,874 --> 00:41:07,758 if you could bury the both of us at the same time. 391 00:41:07,782 --> 00:41:10,078 Well, it would be one way to guarantee my presence at your funeral... 392 00:41:10,103 --> 00:41:11,370 that's for sure. 393 00:41:11,395 --> 00:41:13,171 What's the matter with you? 394 00:41:13,196 --> 00:41:16,212 No wonder you don't have a man. - I've plenty of men! 395 00:41:16,353 --> 00:41:17,954 It's not exactly what I meant. 396 00:41:18,086 --> 00:41:20,658 Men aren't as nice as you think. 397 00:41:20,877 --> 00:41:22,369 They're like you. 398 00:41:22,522 --> 00:41:24,998 Think too highly of themselves. 399 00:42:08,278 --> 00:42:11,497 And let's not start all that remembering bullshit again, okay? 400 00:42:11,522 --> 00:42:13,212 We're halfway there. 401 00:42:13,328 --> 00:42:17,187 So let's just try and get there, without getting on each other's nerves. 402 00:42:17,348 --> 00:42:20,672 I don't find your attitude altogether charming. 403 00:42:21,353 --> 00:42:24,618 Why did Mum leave you? Your charm run out? 404 00:42:30,980 --> 00:42:32,808 I don't know why. 405 00:42:41,654 --> 00:42:45,081 She was a hell of a woman. She was! 406 00:42:47,034 --> 00:42:49,128 But for neither one of us. 407 00:42:56,879 --> 00:42:59,837 We'll never see each other again, I'm hoping. 408 00:43:03,880 --> 00:43:05,763 Let us not pretend. 409 00:43:06,169 --> 00:43:08,595 You finally moved out. 410 00:43:11,277 --> 00:43:13,288 To your house? 411 00:43:16,099 --> 00:43:18,001 I don't need them anymore. 412 00:43:59,699 --> 00:44:01,199 Fuck! 413 00:44:06,337 --> 00:44:07,902 Are you OK? 414 00:44:08,192 --> 00:44:09,739 Shit! 415 00:44:11,743 --> 00:44:15,000 Let's just get your trousers on. Can't you help me? 416 00:44:15,025 --> 00:44:16,422 Help me! 417 00:44:20,884 --> 00:44:22,286 Fuck! 418 00:44:26,336 --> 00:44:27,689 Come on... 419 00:44:30,712 --> 00:44:32,553 I'm trying to fucking help you. 420 00:44:32,578 --> 00:44:35,340 I'm fine.. - You're not fucking fine. 421 00:44:35,365 --> 00:44:36,957 Now sit. 422 00:44:40,336 --> 00:44:41,640 Come on. 423 00:44:41,788 --> 00:44:45,462 What's going on, miss? Are you looking for his wallet? 424 00:44:47,702 --> 00:44:50,076 He's my dad. He's too drunk to get his trousers on. 425 00:44:50,101 --> 00:44:52,678 I know he doesn't have a wallet 426 00:44:54,604 --> 00:44:57,135 I can't handle him on my own. 427 00:45:00,187 --> 00:45:03,210 Can you put him in the cell for the night? 428 00:45:32,742 --> 00:45:34,319 I'll do that! 429 00:45:44,986 --> 00:45:46,672 Come on. - I'll do that! 430 00:45:53,278 --> 00:45:54,638 Kaisa? 431 00:45:57,141 --> 00:45:58,618 Kaisa?! 432 00:45:58,777 --> 00:46:00,182 Come on! 433 00:46:07,192 --> 00:46:10,072 Hello. Ward 15. - Hi, it's Kaisa Hella. 434 00:46:10,247 --> 00:46:13,172 Hi Kaisa, why aren't you here? Is there something wrong? 435 00:46:13,351 --> 00:46:16,238 No, just let me speak to her, okay? 436 00:46:16,384 --> 00:46:19,751 Look, she's simply too weak, Kaisa. She's been out all day. 437 00:46:19,868 --> 00:46:22,326 Look, what's holding you up? Why aren't you here? 438 00:46:22,351 --> 00:46:23,883 What's happening? 439 00:46:28,035 --> 00:46:30,370 He isn't the easiest guy in the world to transport. 440 00:46:30,395 --> 00:46:32,372 I know, your mum told me. 441 00:46:32,633 --> 00:46:34,584 Is there anything I can do? 442 00:46:35,217 --> 00:46:36,429 No. 443 00:46:36,587 --> 00:46:37,837 No. 444 00:46:38,556 --> 00:46:40,743 I'll be there tomorrow, okay? 445 00:46:41,977 --> 00:46:43,224 Bye. 446 00:47:21,766 --> 00:47:23,516 Can I get a whisky? 447 00:47:38,522 --> 00:47:40,572 Find someone else. 448 00:47:47,322 --> 00:47:48,564 Hello. 449 00:47:49,940 --> 00:47:52,479 Your favourite hangout, I presume. 450 00:47:53,072 --> 00:47:55,011 If you don't like it then why did you come? 451 00:47:55,148 --> 00:47:57,226 It's the only place I knew. 452 00:47:58,003 --> 00:47:59,883 And you knew I was here. 453 00:48:00,495 --> 00:48:02,137 Do you want over... 454 00:48:05,945 --> 00:48:08,454 I was only gonna ask you to dance. - Can I get another? 455 00:48:08,577 --> 00:48:10,151 Can I get one as well? 456 00:48:20,713 --> 00:48:23,354 You're a very tall woman, aren't ya?! 457 00:48:24,105 --> 00:48:26,519 And I'm a very, very small man. 458 00:48:33,197 --> 00:48:35,990 I'll kiss you on the lips, only I can't reach. 459 00:48:36,270 --> 00:48:37,553 Small, and... 460 00:48:41,725 --> 00:48:43,686 I hope my bed's big enough. 461 00:48:45,593 --> 00:48:47,389 Yeah... that'll do. 462 00:49:07,162 --> 00:49:09,232 I've a confession to make. 463 00:49:09,842 --> 00:49:11,514 I'm a really bad lover. 464 00:49:11,696 --> 00:49:13,462 Right? - Yeah. 465 00:49:15,328 --> 00:49:18,347 So, if you want bad sex, you've come to the right man. 466 00:49:18,733 --> 00:49:22,205 I don't mean the sort of mediocre sex, people, you know, usually encounter... 467 00:49:22,230 --> 00:49:24,896 a premature ejaculation, and you know... 468 00:49:25,328 --> 00:49:27,437 bad rhythm and sore knees. 469 00:49:27,759 --> 00:49:29,559 I'm talking about really... 470 00:49:30,496 --> 00:49:32,202 really bad sex. 471 00:49:33,310 --> 00:49:34,627 You know... 472 00:49:34,765 --> 00:49:36,705 dull, boring... 473 00:49:37,443 --> 00:49:39,085 incredibly dull. 474 00:49:39,649 --> 00:49:41,375 Duller than snooker. 475 00:49:44,334 --> 00:49:46,109 At least I'm fast. 476 00:50:39,597 --> 00:50:41,793 You must be starving, huh? 477 00:50:42,270 --> 00:50:44,176 Do you fancy a... 478 00:50:45,040 --> 00:50:47,531 scrambled eggs, or an egg sandwich... 479 00:50:47,710 --> 00:50:49,121 or something, huh? 480 00:50:49,146 --> 00:50:50,450 How about beer? 481 00:50:50,598 --> 00:50:52,098 How about a beer? 482 00:51:01,255 --> 00:51:03,304 Can't fucking believe you did this. 483 00:51:03,482 --> 00:51:07,148 I can't fucking believe you did this to your own father. 484 00:51:11,443 --> 00:51:13,607 I found that in your pocket. 485 00:51:15,600 --> 00:51:17,757 When did you lose your job? 486 00:51:24,668 --> 00:51:26,426 Did they fire you? 487 00:51:26,569 --> 00:51:29,012 Were you drunk? - I've never been drunk. 488 00:51:29,129 --> 00:51:30,812 Not on the rig. 489 00:51:31,268 --> 00:51:33,628 There's no alcohol on the rigs. 490 00:51:38,970 --> 00:51:40,949 What's happened to you? 491 00:51:50,835 --> 00:51:52,601 I'm out-dated. 492 00:51:54,659 --> 00:51:56,825 It's unfashionable to have a mind of your own. 493 00:51:56,850 --> 00:51:58,658 If you haven't noticed. 494 00:52:03,531 --> 00:52:04,786 Well... 495 00:52:10,265 --> 00:52:13,226 This trip really reminded me of... 496 00:52:14,069 --> 00:52:16,686 what a pain in the arse you can be. 497 00:52:19,511 --> 00:52:21,110 Excuse me? 498 00:52:49,016 --> 00:52:50,945 You up yet? - Yeah. 499 00:52:51,359 --> 00:52:53,473 And you've been up a while, have you? 500 00:52:53,653 --> 00:52:55,067 A while. 501 00:53:00,496 --> 00:53:02,137 What you want? 502 00:53:02,751 --> 00:53:05,684 I just wondered if you fancied a Sunday walk? 503 00:53:09,241 --> 00:53:10,554 Or something. 504 00:53:11,260 --> 00:53:13,762 No. I don't think so. 505 00:53:14,568 --> 00:53:16,072 Clive, I'm sorry I left like that... 506 00:53:16,097 --> 00:53:18,203 it's just I had to get my dad to Aberdeen. 507 00:53:18,228 --> 00:53:22,092 Then why are you pissing away your time talking to me then? 508 00:53:24,201 --> 00:53:25,904 I need help, Clive. 509 00:53:26,084 --> 00:53:28,106 Could you help me, please! 510 00:53:52,082 --> 00:53:55,200 Excuse me! Can I get... could you sell me a couple of beers? 511 00:53:55,225 --> 00:53:57,953 Ay, help yourself, siphon off what you need. 512 00:53:59,427 --> 00:54:00,885 Go on. Don't stay! - Hey! 513 00:54:01,091 --> 00:54:03,372 'Johnston, Special Branch'. 514 00:54:05,186 --> 00:54:06,602 Excuse me! 515 00:54:06,725 --> 00:54:09,493 Excuse me. You think you could sell me a couple of beers? 516 00:54:09,518 --> 00:54:10,690 Hey, you got money? 517 00:54:10,715 --> 00:54:14,419 I mean, beer is expensive when... when everything's closed. 518 00:54:17,521 --> 00:54:20,224 Cute wallet! Are you a poofer old man? 519 00:54:20,747 --> 00:54:23,247 Sir, how many cans do you think you can sell? 520 00:54:23,272 --> 00:54:25,622 We don't sell beer by Te can. 521 00:54:26,110 --> 00:54:28,047 Do you really want a beer? 522 00:54:29,526 --> 00:54:31,814 Yes... yes please. 523 00:54:33,290 --> 00:54:35,001 Serve the gentleman. 524 00:54:55,082 --> 00:54:56,936 That'll be a tenner. 525 00:55:06,287 --> 00:55:08,555 You haven't said a word in... 526 00:55:08,946 --> 00:55:10,579 twenty minutes. 527 00:55:15,028 --> 00:55:17,819 You're pissed off, aren't you, coz I managed? 528 00:55:17,942 --> 00:55:19,530 Managed what? 529 00:55:20,399 --> 00:55:21,906 Last night. 530 00:55:22,278 --> 00:55:24,671 You forgot yourself, just for a minute, didn't you? 531 00:55:24,757 --> 00:55:26,202 Let yourself go. 532 00:55:28,087 --> 00:55:31,195 I knew that'd really get on your nerves. 533 00:55:39,702 --> 00:55:41,389 So what's your mother like? 534 00:55:41,508 --> 00:55:43,849 You've got to be kidding, right? 535 00:55:44,081 --> 00:55:46,656 I've met your father, I was curious to know what she was like. 536 00:55:46,681 --> 00:55:49,687 She tried her best, she just wasn't very good at it. 537 00:55:49,913 --> 00:55:52,961 She thought he'd be able to handle me better. 538 00:55:53,550 --> 00:55:55,545 I went to live with him and my grandmother... 539 00:55:55,570 --> 00:55:57,659 but she died just after I got there. 540 00:55:57,684 --> 00:55:59,042 And... 541 00:56:00,061 --> 00:56:03,264 I could never figure out if she just gave up, or... 542 00:56:04,162 --> 00:56:06,777 Do you cares at this point, anyway? 543 00:56:07,397 --> 00:56:10,699 Three weeks ago, she asked him to marry her. 544 00:56:11,514 --> 00:56:13,933 Can't figure that one out, either. 545 00:56:15,935 --> 00:56:17,403 Come on! 546 00:56:36,718 --> 00:56:37,954 Here it is! 547 00:56:38,067 --> 00:56:41,970 I've been looking everywhere for it and it's on the ground right in front of me, stupid! 548 00:56:42,956 --> 00:56:45,284 Haven't I seen you somewhere before? 549 00:56:45,436 --> 00:56:47,316 Wait though, I know you! 550 00:56:47,833 --> 00:56:51,026 Oh, I know you. You're the one who disappears. But I know, I just look... 551 00:56:51,051 --> 00:56:54,001 in the sorriest fucking dumps in town and 'voila', there you are. 552 00:56:54,026 --> 00:56:56,442 What's your problem? Show the man some respect. 553 00:56:56,467 --> 00:56:58,327 Oh, I'm real impressed, taking money from a drunk. 554 00:56:58,352 --> 00:57:00,867 What else do you guys do for fun? Gang-bang pigeons! 555 00:57:00,892 --> 00:57:03,337 Oh, I see! Daughter with a drunken dad situation. 556 00:57:03,362 --> 00:57:04,495 Touching! 557 00:57:04,520 --> 00:57:06,772 Kaisa, come on! We're leaving. 558 00:57:07,029 --> 00:57:08,241 Come on. 559 00:57:08,343 --> 00:57:10,472 Hey! This guy owes me fifty quid. 560 00:57:10,587 --> 00:57:11,862 Fifty? 561 00:57:11,887 --> 00:57:14,779 You're a fancy trick then aren't you loud-arse? 562 00:57:22,466 --> 00:57:23,707 No! 563 00:57:29,081 --> 00:57:31,089 Fuck! Bastard! 564 00:57:48,881 --> 00:57:50,389 Bastards! 565 00:58:02,712 --> 00:58:06,420 Fucking bloody cunt! Get the fucking bastard! 566 00:58:10,145 --> 00:58:13,071 Did you get him? - Yeah, I got him. 567 00:58:28,133 --> 00:58:29,852 I've got to go. 568 00:58:30,457 --> 00:58:32,818 Don't you think she needs a doctor? 569 00:58:33,077 --> 00:58:34,843 I think she'll be alright. 570 00:58:35,067 --> 00:58:36,565 I'll see ya. 571 00:58:37,703 --> 00:58:40,179 You can come to Aberdeen with us. 572 00:58:41,697 --> 00:58:43,291 Look, Tomas? 573 00:58:43,587 --> 00:58:46,932 Whatever fuck's going on between you two, that's up to you, you lads. 574 00:58:46,974 --> 00:58:49,311 It's got fuck-all to do with me. 575 00:58:50,140 --> 00:58:52,852 It's not my idea to have a good time, you know. 576 00:58:53,305 --> 00:58:55,462 I've got things to do. 577 00:58:56,989 --> 00:58:58,274 I'll see you. 578 00:58:58,482 --> 00:59:00,999 Well, you can't leave her like that. 579 00:59:05,065 --> 00:59:06,365 Tomas! 580 00:59:08,442 --> 00:59:09,896 Grow up! 581 00:59:11,295 --> 00:59:13,386 You're in charge now. 582 00:59:14,096 --> 00:59:15,533 Alright? 583 01:00:05,453 --> 01:00:07,290 To London, one way. 584 01:00:08,156 --> 01:00:09,859 Ten pounds fifty, please. 585 01:00:10,033 --> 01:00:12,014 What was the next train? 586 01:01:31,118 --> 01:01:33,618 Thank you for not running away. 587 01:01:42,700 --> 01:01:44,504 Why are we doing this? 588 01:01:45,148 --> 01:01:47,559 Neither of us likes her, anyway. 589 01:01:49,469 --> 01:01:53,016 She wants to see us. Let's just get it over with. 590 01:01:54,465 --> 01:01:55,985 Go get Clive. 591 01:01:57,454 --> 01:02:00,180 It won't work, Kaisa. - Get him, please. 592 01:02:00,205 --> 01:02:01,768 It won't work. 593 01:02:24,904 --> 01:02:26,299 Bastard! 594 01:02:26,600 --> 01:02:28,297 You bastard. 595 01:02:32,700 --> 01:02:34,278 You dumb fuck! 596 01:03:13,501 --> 01:03:15,558 I'll make it up to you. 597 01:03:20,063 --> 01:03:22,927 Are you sure she doesn't need a doctor? 598 01:03:24,931 --> 01:03:26,853 She's afraid of doctors. 599 01:03:28,660 --> 01:03:30,337 How would you know? 600 01:03:33,420 --> 01:03:35,114 She's like you. 601 01:03:36,743 --> 01:03:38,752 Afraid of anything real. 602 01:04:18,215 --> 01:04:20,783 Where are we? - I don't know. 603 01:04:25,156 --> 01:04:26,626 It's cold. 604 01:05:06,972 --> 01:05:09,969 You thought I was just a pretty face. 605 01:05:50,950 --> 01:05:53,275 You're actually quite nice. 606 01:05:56,107 --> 01:05:57,471 'Actually'? 607 01:05:59,548 --> 01:06:01,064 Thank you. 608 01:07:37,274 --> 01:07:39,183 Kaisa, wake up. 609 01:07:39,208 --> 01:07:41,284 I got something to show you. 610 01:07:57,647 --> 01:07:59,436 Allow me, my lady. 611 01:08:00,247 --> 01:08:02,850 He's a bit of a rough rider, ladies and... 612 01:08:03,017 --> 01:08:04,658 gangsters. 613 01:08:04,815 --> 01:08:06,938 A real tycoon of tough times. 614 01:08:07,118 --> 01:08:10,786 Not to bring up the rear, but to spearhead the attack. 615 01:08:10,973 --> 01:08:13,598 So how did she it, you might ask? 616 01:08:14,171 --> 01:08:15,999 By charm or wit? 617 01:08:16,343 --> 01:08:19,398 Beauty or female conniving? 618 01:08:21,986 --> 01:08:23,631 Oh, no. Not this one. 619 01:08:23,835 --> 01:08:25,462 With balls! 620 01:08:25,559 --> 01:08:28,570 He's got testicles the size of an elephant. 621 01:08:29,837 --> 01:08:31,620 She did anything to make you laugh... 622 01:08:31,817 --> 01:08:33,736 any time, anywhere. 623 01:08:35,231 --> 01:08:37,953 No one can drop a more hilarious comment... 624 01:08:38,079 --> 01:08:39,602 or a fart... 625 01:08:40,029 --> 01:08:42,627 at more inappropriate moments than her. 626 01:08:42,830 --> 01:08:45,177 Don't make me laugh, it hurts. 627 01:08:45,540 --> 01:08:48,411 I bought her a nose, a red one. 628 01:08:50,326 --> 01:08:51,861 She thinks it's a... 629 01:08:52,040 --> 01:08:53,827 it's a clown nose. 630 01:08:54,938 --> 01:08:56,263 But... 631 01:08:57,349 --> 01:08:58,786 it's not. 632 01:08:59,765 --> 01:09:01,598 It's a nose helmet. 633 01:09:02,439 --> 01:09:04,073 For protection. 634 01:09:05,701 --> 01:09:07,604 But does she use it? 635 01:09:08,245 --> 01:09:09,478 No. 636 01:09:10,165 --> 01:09:11,775 Look at her! 637 01:09:34,277 --> 01:09:37,040 Why can't you always be like this. 638 01:10:31,680 --> 01:10:34,037 Stop doing that with your leg. 639 01:10:38,308 --> 01:10:41,359 Kaisa, there's something I have to tell you. 640 01:10:41,638 --> 01:10:43,022 I already know. 641 01:10:43,155 --> 01:10:44,670 My wallet's empty. 642 01:11:04,263 --> 01:11:05,990 Yeah, it's Kaisa... 643 01:11:06,092 --> 01:11:08,190 Mum is a patient with you. 644 01:11:09,749 --> 01:11:12,984 Right. Well, can you give her a message when she wakes up? 645 01:11:13,109 --> 01:11:14,364 We're in Edinburgh. 646 01:11:14,389 --> 01:11:16,661 We'll be there tonight. Thank you. 647 01:11:18,356 --> 01:11:20,246 I'll be right back. 648 01:11:27,650 --> 01:11:29,739 How much were you looking to buy? 649 01:11:30,128 --> 01:11:31,558 An 8-ball. 650 01:11:32,004 --> 01:11:33,528 If it's good. 651 01:11:45,312 --> 01:11:47,986 Are you fucking stupid, or what? 652 01:11:52,589 --> 01:11:56,657 You're making this a little more dramatic than it needs to be. 653 01:12:12,674 --> 01:12:15,464 Thought we were gonna have to come looking for you. 654 01:12:15,598 --> 01:12:18,886 Here Clive, the money you lent us, thanks. 655 01:12:19,554 --> 01:12:23,653 Tomas! You look like shite. Can't meet a woman, looking like that, huh? 656 01:12:23,678 --> 01:12:25,206 I've got an idea. 657 01:12:25,231 --> 01:12:29,400 You get to pick something for me, and I'll pick something for you, okay? 658 01:12:29,666 --> 01:12:32,537 Come on... I'm fine. - You're you alright? 659 01:12:39,258 --> 01:12:40,564 Kaisa! 660 01:12:41,193 --> 01:12:43,738 Here's the money that's left. - No, no. You keep that. 661 01:12:43,763 --> 01:12:47,230 See how long it takes, before you burn it on alcohol. 662 01:12:52,714 --> 01:12:54,986 Julia Roberts and Richard Gere. 663 01:12:55,916 --> 01:12:58,716 You look lovely. - Thank you. The man's got taste. 664 01:12:58,741 --> 01:13:00,582 Yes, the man's got taste. 665 01:13:00,863 --> 01:13:03,341 The man's got a daughter who's got taste. 666 01:13:03,613 --> 01:13:05,067 What do you think, Clive? 667 01:13:05,092 --> 01:13:07,374 Looks pretty sharp all cleaned up, doesn't he? 668 01:13:07,546 --> 01:13:09,148 Anybody else hungry? 669 01:13:09,488 --> 01:13:11,667 As in 'thirsty', no. 670 01:13:17,473 --> 01:13:18,969 Think I like him. 671 01:13:22,889 --> 01:13:25,144 Kaisa, could you come here a second? - Have to go to the bathroom. 672 01:13:25,169 --> 01:13:27,197 Please sit down. - I really have to pee! 673 01:13:27,222 --> 01:13:29,487 For once do as I tell you. 674 01:13:37,704 --> 01:13:41,103 Well, what I'm going to tell you might drastically alter your view of me. 675 01:13:41,223 --> 01:13:42,397 I doubt that. 676 01:13:42,559 --> 01:13:44,440 Stop behaving like a teenager, for a... 677 01:13:44,576 --> 01:13:46,355 Okay, okay, but can you get a move on... 678 01:13:46,380 --> 01:13:49,045 coz I might pee on my new dress. 679 01:13:55,407 --> 01:13:57,719 I'm probably not your father. 680 01:14:04,084 --> 01:14:06,130 Your biological father. 681 01:14:20,121 --> 01:14:23,610 Well... well then, we'll just take a gene-test. 682 01:16:17,051 --> 01:16:18,785 We could be lovers. 683 01:16:22,545 --> 01:16:24,956 How about that? - Kaisa, please! 684 01:16:25,549 --> 01:16:27,448 What you think of that? 685 01:16:28,261 --> 01:16:30,986 We could be lovers. - Kaisa, stop it! 686 01:16:31,011 --> 01:16:33,435 What d'you think of that, Clive? Me and the old man, lovers? 687 01:16:33,460 --> 01:16:35,393 It isn't funny, Kaisa. 688 01:16:35,696 --> 01:16:38,310 Just a wee kiss. Come on, just a wee kiss. 689 01:16:38,335 --> 01:16:40,997 Kaisa, get off! - Just a wee kiss! 690 01:16:41,597 --> 01:16:43,183 Stop it! - I know... 691 01:16:43,208 --> 01:16:45,894 I know, you need a beer to loosen you up, huh? 692 01:16:45,919 --> 01:16:49,476 Stop this! - Just a wee beer, huh? 693 01:16:49,989 --> 01:16:51,573 Stop this! 694 01:17:00,125 --> 01:17:02,804 What the fuck are we going to Aberdeen for, huh? 695 01:17:02,829 --> 01:17:04,354 Does anybody know? I don't know. 696 01:17:04,379 --> 01:17:06,662 I don't particularly want to go, actually. 697 01:17:06,809 --> 01:17:10,791 Why don't we go and have some fun, huh? Let's have a party! 698 01:17:11,908 --> 01:17:14,303 You're such a lazy bastard! 699 01:17:14,328 --> 01:17:18,323 Excuse me, do you mind? This is an intensive care unit. 700 01:17:18,348 --> 01:17:20,907 Well, her mother is in this ward. I've been here. 701 01:17:20,932 --> 01:17:23,696 She's dying from cancer. - We do not permit drunk people... 702 01:17:23,721 --> 01:17:25,325 family or not. 703 01:17:25,827 --> 01:17:27,600 I'm not been drinking. 704 01:17:27,919 --> 01:17:29,668 I'm afraid it does smell that way, Sir. 705 01:17:29,693 --> 01:17:30,706 I am not... 706 01:17:30,731 --> 01:17:34,816 You're a fucking drunk. You know you are, you wanker! 707 01:17:34,841 --> 01:17:38,478 Excuse me, excuse me, Miss Blue-Dress... 708 01:17:38,503 --> 01:17:40,625 Is my mum dead yet? Could you tell me that? 709 01:17:40,650 --> 01:17:43,846 You do take her home and come back tomorrow morning. 710 01:17:43,871 --> 01:17:45,814 Okay? I'm sorry. 711 01:17:46,342 --> 01:17:48,464 Get you. - Sorry, it's not possible. 712 01:17:48,497 --> 01:17:49,759 Kaisa? - No. 713 01:17:49,807 --> 01:17:52,962 Just go and ask her again, go on. 714 01:17:52,987 --> 01:17:56,590 She's, she's calm. Just for 5 minutes. - I won't say another word, I promise. 715 01:17:56,615 --> 01:17:58,277 I'm sorry. Sir... 716 01:17:58,292 --> 01:18:01,048 I would if it's possible. It's not possible. 717 01:18:01,073 --> 01:18:02,670 She's quiet. - Take her home. 718 01:18:02,695 --> 01:18:03,965 I'm quiet now. 719 01:18:03,990 --> 01:18:06,619 I'm gonna have to call Security if you don't leave. 720 01:18:06,644 --> 01:18:08,455 I'm sorry, it's out of the question. 721 01:18:08,480 --> 01:18:10,196 Alright. - Come back tomorrow morning. 722 01:18:10,221 --> 01:18:12,870 Okay, let's go. - Fuck, no, no. 723 01:18:13,019 --> 01:18:15,486 What the fuck you said? I'll get us. 724 01:18:15,576 --> 01:18:17,004 I'm very sorry... 725 01:18:17,029 --> 01:18:19,362 but we need to get in. Listen, can I get in? 726 01:18:19,387 --> 01:18:22,782 Listen, you come back, you can't go... - I just need to see my mum. 727 01:18:22,807 --> 01:18:24,741 Come back tomorrow. No, I'm sorry. 728 01:18:24,766 --> 01:18:27,730 Dad! Come on, let us in for fuck's sake. 729 01:18:27,754 --> 01:18:30,088 We've come all this fucking way. 730 01:18:30,112 --> 01:18:31,986 Aren't you gonna let us in? - Schedule, schedule you tomorrow morning. 731 01:18:32,011 --> 01:18:35,238 Well, fuck you, you stupid cow! 732 01:18:47,118 --> 01:18:49,192 Is it bed time already? 733 01:18:50,064 --> 01:18:51,556 Yeah, it's bed time. 734 01:18:51,706 --> 01:18:53,384 If you say so. 735 01:18:55,003 --> 01:18:56,893 Aren't you getting undressed? 736 01:18:57,770 --> 01:18:59,020 No. 737 01:18:59,837 --> 01:19:01,087 No? 738 01:19:07,427 --> 01:19:08,727 Kaisa? 739 01:19:20,361 --> 01:19:21,661 Kaisa... 740 01:19:22,713 --> 01:19:23,963 Clive. 741 01:19:27,872 --> 01:19:29,238 Yes? 742 01:19:29,921 --> 01:19:31,745 I'm leaving now. 743 01:19:37,051 --> 01:19:39,455 Once she... she's asleep? 744 01:19:40,350 --> 01:19:42,469 Yeah, she's asleep. 745 01:19:44,412 --> 01:19:46,596 Here. - Thank you. 746 01:19:51,631 --> 01:19:53,486 I'd like you to have this. 747 01:19:54,155 --> 01:19:55,635 No. - No, it's not a payment... 748 01:19:55,660 --> 01:19:59,011 it's just that I, I'll drink it up if you don't take it, so. 749 01:19:59,671 --> 01:20:01,662 Buy some flowers with it. 750 01:20:07,111 --> 01:20:09,048 You're a good man, Clive. 751 01:20:10,038 --> 01:20:11,741 Thank you very much. 752 01:20:13,033 --> 01:20:14,666 Goodbye, Tomas. 753 01:20:15,073 --> 01:20:17,638 Look after the both of youse. - Yeah. 754 01:20:34,868 --> 01:20:36,743 Evening, sir. - Evening. 755 01:20:37,627 --> 01:20:40,213 Could I have some water, please. - Sparkling? 756 01:20:40,355 --> 01:20:41,610 No, still. 757 01:21:21,844 --> 01:21:23,102 Kaisa! 758 01:21:25,157 --> 01:21:26,563 Wake up. 759 01:21:32,010 --> 01:21:33,260 I go... 760 01:21:54,557 --> 01:21:56,416 Where is Clive? 761 01:21:57,826 --> 01:21:59,740 He left. He went home. 762 01:22:04,416 --> 01:22:05,752 Home? 763 01:22:06,588 --> 01:22:07,877 Why? 764 01:22:08,834 --> 01:22:12,279 Take a shower and get dressed. I'll wait downstairs. 765 01:22:14,469 --> 01:22:15,742 Sorry. 766 01:22:59,275 --> 01:23:00,763 Get out! 767 01:24:06,368 --> 01:24:08,290 Sweetie Kaisa... 768 01:24:08,906 --> 01:24:10,830 it's not contagious. 769 01:24:15,085 --> 01:24:16,812 You look awful, girl. 770 01:24:18,030 --> 01:24:19,686 What happened? 771 01:24:20,874 --> 01:24:22,397 Hello, darling. 772 01:24:28,815 --> 01:24:30,804 Did you have a nice trip? 773 01:24:32,348 --> 01:24:33,637 Oh yeah! 774 01:24:36,068 --> 01:24:37,670 You look nice. 775 01:24:41,428 --> 01:24:42,694 Older... 776 01:24:43,280 --> 01:24:44,819 but nice. 777 01:24:57,876 --> 01:25:01,886 You didn't bring me all this way to tell me how old I looked, are ya? 778 01:25:03,042 --> 01:25:04,292 No. 779 01:25:08,693 --> 01:25:10,506 Can't you take a seat? 780 01:25:50,685 --> 01:25:52,662 What are you looking at? 781 01:25:53,571 --> 01:25:54,821 You. 782 01:25:55,887 --> 01:25:57,457 Your eyes. 783 01:26:00,425 --> 01:26:02,011 You're sober. 784 01:26:02,972 --> 01:26:05,003 Well, that's nice, is it? 785 01:26:10,023 --> 01:26:12,155 I'll just get a vase. 786 01:26:24,887 --> 01:26:26,746 I told Kaisa. 787 01:26:29,550 --> 01:26:32,812 Told her about me not being her father. 788 01:26:35,579 --> 01:26:37,462 Fifteen years ago... 789 01:26:38,364 --> 01:26:41,391 fifteen years ago during a fight and you have to remember now? 790 01:26:41,416 --> 01:26:43,076 Well I thought you were planning to tell her. 791 01:26:43,101 --> 01:26:46,112 It was just shit flying in the heat of battle. 792 01:26:48,571 --> 01:26:49,944 Was what? 793 01:26:51,952 --> 01:26:54,348 It was just something I said. 794 01:27:12,951 --> 01:27:15,243 Are you sober for a reason? 795 01:27:19,986 --> 01:27:23,863 Oh, well... if you're planning to propose again you'd better do it fast... 796 01:27:23,888 --> 01:27:27,309 because I don't know how long I can take this, this... 797 01:27:27,819 --> 01:27:29,538 being sober. 798 01:27:34,371 --> 01:27:38,398 You don't have, you don't have to lie to me now, it's okay. 799 01:27:40,036 --> 01:27:42,327 It's okay, doesn't matter anymore. 800 01:27:42,516 --> 01:27:45,210 I wanted to hurt you, that's all. 801 01:27:45,538 --> 01:27:47,427 Yeah, you did. 802 01:27:59,936 --> 01:28:01,875 You still have those... 803 01:28:02,963 --> 01:28:05,754 those clog slippers. They're really ugly. 804 01:28:07,212 --> 01:28:09,989 You can say, I always thought so too. 805 01:28:12,980 --> 01:28:15,568 You bought me a lot of ugly things. 806 01:28:19,121 --> 01:28:20,902 Why didn't you say so? 807 01:28:21,004 --> 01:28:22,254 Why? 808 01:28:22,948 --> 01:28:25,116 Ugly can also be nice. 809 01:28:38,426 --> 01:28:40,140 You look the part. 810 01:28:42,030 --> 01:28:43,725 The white bride. 811 01:28:48,729 --> 01:28:51,018 White bride's are happy. 812 01:29:08,467 --> 01:29:10,468 What took you so long? 813 01:29:13,640 --> 01:29:15,502 Well I'm here now. 814 01:29:26,205 --> 01:29:28,696 I'm so glad you managed to come. 815 01:29:28,931 --> 01:29:30,409 The both of you. 816 01:29:38,955 --> 01:29:41,422 You must try to be nice to him. 817 01:29:44,585 --> 01:29:46,883 You're the only one he's got. 818 01:29:52,821 --> 01:29:55,031 Regardless of what he says. 819 01:29:56,172 --> 01:29:57,821 He's your father. 820 01:29:59,406 --> 01:30:00,859 You sure? 821 01:30:02,655 --> 01:30:04,374 I am sure. 822 01:30:08,891 --> 01:30:10,769 Thank you, Kaisa. 823 01:30:13,043 --> 01:30:14,298 Thank you. 824 01:30:39,540 --> 01:30:42,358 Still wanna take that test? 825 01:30:48,288 --> 01:30:50,749 Well, if it's important to you. 826 01:31:20,757 --> 01:31:22,312 Do you want a coffee? 827 01:31:22,660 --> 01:31:23,915 Sure. 828 01:31:33,956 --> 01:31:35,638 Here. - Thank you. 829 01:31:44,662 --> 01:31:45,918 Hello. 830 01:31:46,096 --> 01:31:49,141 Are you Cairo Hella? - Kaisa. Yeah, I am. 831 01:31:49,166 --> 01:31:52,044 Could we have a word with you please? - Sure, what about? 832 01:31:52,069 --> 01:31:54,369 We'd just like to ask you a couple of questions. 833 01:31:54,395 --> 01:31:57,131 Shouldn't take more than a few minutes. 834 01:31:58,832 --> 01:32:01,935 We've been told you witnessed an accident. 835 01:32:09,692 --> 01:32:11,801 Is there anything you want to tell us? 836 01:32:11,933 --> 01:32:14,933 Well I saw what happened. A lot of people did. 837 01:32:15,204 --> 01:32:16,858 It was a hit and run. 838 01:32:16,883 --> 01:32:19,913 But none of the witnesses could give a description of the vehicle... 839 01:32:19,938 --> 01:32:21,931 or the license number. 840 01:32:22,851 --> 01:32:25,731 Can we see your license and registration? 841 01:32:35,315 --> 01:32:38,501 Thank you. - I lost my license. 842 01:32:39,214 --> 01:32:40,464 Yeah! 843 01:32:40,846 --> 01:32:42,533 We found it on the victim. 844 01:32:42,691 --> 01:32:44,830 That and the credit card. 845 01:32:46,029 --> 01:32:49,199 Shit! You can do it fast. What are you insinuating? 846 01:32:49,749 --> 01:32:52,621 Would you mind stepping away from the car? 847 01:33:07,892 --> 01:33:12,158 No wonder Norway's so clean, they brought all their rubbish here. 848 01:33:39,418 --> 01:33:41,832 Do you know anything about this? 849 01:33:46,120 --> 01:33:47,706 It's mine. 850 01:34:14,269 --> 01:34:15,556 He... 851 01:34:16,771 --> 01:34:18,679 He had to leave. 852 01:34:21,085 --> 01:34:23,351 He told me to say goodbye. 853 01:34:27,522 --> 01:34:29,523 I never wanted to... 854 01:34:29,894 --> 01:34:31,845 a family or children. 855 01:34:33,620 --> 01:34:35,639 The risk was too great. 856 01:34:36,382 --> 01:34:39,305 I'll probably end up with a daughter like me. 857 01:34:42,687 --> 01:34:44,489 And I don't... 858 01:34:46,353 --> 01:34:48,798 think that I could love anyone... 859 01:34:49,885 --> 01:34:51,529 or any man. 860 01:34:54,866 --> 01:34:56,712 But now I'm not sure. 861 01:36:17,716 --> 01:36:20,419 Hello. This is Clive talking on Clive's machine... 862 01:36:20,443 --> 01:36:22,373 so I can't get to Th phone right now... 863 01:36:22,398 --> 01:36:24,585 but any message you got, just leave it after the tone... 864 01:36:24,610 --> 01:36:26,452 and I'll get back to you as soon as I can. 865 01:36:26,477 --> 01:36:28,432 So listen now, for here it is. 866 01:36:32,594 --> 01:36:34,180 It's Kaisa. 867 01:36:40,323 --> 01:36:43,547 I'm as they say, feeling a little lonely. 868 01:36:44,987 --> 01:36:46,943 By the way, we made it to the hospital before she died... 869 01:36:46,968 --> 01:36:49,239 so thanks, for everything. 870 01:36:52,030 --> 01:36:53,554 You did it. 871 01:36:54,426 --> 01:36:56,401 All about orgasm, I mean. 872 01:36:56,589 --> 01:36:58,425 I hate you for it. 873 01:37:52,974 --> 01:37:54,678 You're off the hook. 874 01:37:58,679 --> 01:38:01,922 There's no reason for you to do time for me 875 01:38:08,430 --> 01:38:10,090 The test results. 876 01:38:12,612 --> 01:38:14,121 You were right. 877 01:38:17,507 --> 01:38:20,158 I tell the police that the coke wasn't yours that it was mine. 878 01:38:20,183 --> 01:38:22,522 I mean, they suspected that all along. 879 01:38:25,470 --> 01:38:27,112 So, this is it. 880 01:38:32,274 --> 01:38:34,719 We're not father and daughter. 881 01:38:55,244 --> 01:38:57,768 I'm the only father you have ever had. 882 01:39:00,037 --> 01:39:02,068 You're my only daughter. 883 01:39:04,880 --> 01:39:06,926 Nothing can change that. 884 01:39:08,162 --> 01:39:09,412 Here. 885 01:39:13,637 --> 01:39:15,187 Come here! 886 01:39:18,626 --> 01:39:20,176 Come here. 887 01:39:38,635 --> 01:39:40,991 You can still step on my shoes. 888 01:40:20,165 --> 01:40:25,079 She dances with her eyes closed close to each other... 889 01:40:25,199 --> 01:40:29,855 She follows the dance just like he wants. 890 01:40:29,958 --> 01:40:35,011 He's leading, she follows light as a breeze... 891 01:40:36,541 --> 01:40:42,273 But tell me why are you blushing Cecilia Lind? 892 01:40:46,184 --> 01:40:50,991 Is it because Fredrik �kare said: 893 01:40:51,218 --> 01:40:56,057 You smell so nice and you're dancing so well. 894 01:40:56,238 --> 01:41:01,165 Your waist is narrow and your bosom is round. 895 01:41:02,880 --> 01:41:08,234 How you are pretty Cecilia Lind. 896 01:41:12,072 --> 01:41:16,924 And the stars are wandering and the time is passing. 897 01:41:17,064 --> 01:41:21,609 And Frederik is old but the moon is new. 898 01:41:21,718 --> 01:41:27,249 Yes Fredrik is old but love is blind. 899 01:41:29,108 --> 01:41:37,857 'Oh, kiss me again' said Cecilia Lind. 900 01:41:38,392 --> 01:41:44,392 Original subtitles by FatPlank Alterations and corrections by rononr.